19 | OC

harryedward:

A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone

bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

legalmexican:

I only accept anon hate in size 12 Times New Roman double spaced MLA format

theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

humansofnewyork:

"Do you remember the proudest you’ve ever felt of your daughter?""At church one Sunday, the preacher was giving a sermon about nonviolence. Afterwards we were walking home, and she saw another child getting hit by her mother. She tugged on my sleeve, and said: ‘Mom, the preacher said not to do that.’"(Kampala, Uganda)

humansofnewyork:

"Do you remember the proudest you’ve ever felt of your daughter?"
"At church one Sunday, the preacher was giving a sermon about nonviolence. Afterwards we were walking home, and she saw another child getting hit by her mother. She tugged on my sleeve, and said: ‘Mom, the preacher said not to do that.’"

(Kampala, Uganda)

spoopyphilia:

bloodyoathmate:

My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better 

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krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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grimelords:

this is the only teletubbies actor on imdb with a picture, which is good because it gives you a good yardstick to let your imagination run wild with how terrifying all the others were

grimelords:

this is the only teletubbies actor on imdb with a picture, which is good because it gives you a good yardstick to let your imagination run wild with how terrifying all the others were