A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone
lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
I only accept anon hate in size 12 Times New Roman double spaced MLA format
why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs
"Do you remember the proudest you’ve ever felt of your daughter?"
"At church one Sunday, the preacher was giving a sermon about nonviolence. Afterwards we were walking home, and she saw another child getting hit by her mother. She tugged on my sleeve, and said: ‘Mom, the preacher said not to do that.’"
My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
this is the only teletubbies actor on imdb with a picture, which is good because it gives you a good yardstick to let your imagination run wild with how terrifying all the others were